Stop pointing at the bill! just tell me how much it is!
Don't get huffy when I don't give you a ten million dollar tip.
Weren't you the young man who delivered my pizza last week, my sushi two weeks ago, and my matzoh ball soup the week before that? Wow, I didn't know you worked three jobs.
Thank you for being there for me through rain, wind, or shine.
P.S. get over the mustache
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